Rodger Hyena in Cougarland*

*There are no cougars in this game, except perhaps a literal cougar in search for food.

Celebrated superhero Rodger Hyena had it all—fame, wealth, an entire fanfiction.net section devoted to him— until an injury precipitated him into an early retirement. Doomed to become an advertising mascot until his actual retirement from the workforce, Rodger's PR agent catapults him into the world of speed-dating in (somewhat) fancy pizzerias.

Will Rodger Hyena find love in this horridly-named venue, or will he be condemned to a life of loneliness?

Warning: Contains a lot of purple prose, horrid puns, and a dash of double entendres. Best enjoyed with a hearty serving of the greasiest pizza you can find.